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Are You Entertained?

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I feel like Buffy Summers and Dean Winchester would be best friends.

Dean:
So you're Chosen too, huh?
Buffy:
Yep. A bunch of old men played God a zillion years ago, and here I am.
Dean:
I know that feel.
Buffy:
Oh well. It could be worse. I kind of enjoy killing things.
Dean:
It's really good stress relief. If only we could just stick with killing monsters, right?
Buffy:
I know. One day it's "kill vampires", the next you're sacrificing yourself for your younger sibling.
Dean:
And then they bring you back from the dead!
Buffy:
You too, huh?
Dean:
Crawled my way out of a grave.
Buffy:
Sucks, doesn't it?
Dean:
And then I got back to find out that the person closest to me was doing sketchy, addicting things to become more powerful, all in the name of the greater good.
Buffy:
Let me guess, he tried to start an apocalypse?
Dean:
Not TRIED to start so much as-- wait, how'd you know?
Buffy:
Been there, done that. Man, next thing you'll tell me someone close to you lost their soul and tried to kill people you loved.
Dean:
Dude. This is eerie. Next thing you'll be telling me you have a red-headed computer-hacking lesbian unofficial sister.
Buffy:
...um....
Dean:
.....Are you my alternate universe parallel?
Buffy:
No, the only alternate universe I've been in, they told me my life was all fiction. And not even good fiction.
Dean:
...We should hang out.
Buffy:
Definitely.
Dean:
Decapitate some vampires.
Buffy:
Sounds good.
Dean:
Are you seeing anyone?
Buffy:
No, but I'm not over this guy in a big coat who I hated for a while and was an enemy but then came over to our side because he fell in love with me, and then later he betrayed me and it was awful, but then he really did feel bad about it and tried and make up for it and he died saving the world but then came back only he never calls me.
Dean:
.....
Buffy:
.....

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30 Days of Marvel | Favorite Quote
↳ Doesn’t matter what the press says. Doesn’t matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn’t matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world — "No, you move.”

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It helped that Sybil knew more or less everybody, or at least everybody who was female, of a certain age, and who had been to the Quirm College for Young Ladies at the same time as Sybil. There appeared to be hundreds of them.

They all seemed to have names like Bunny or Bubbles, they kept in touch meticulously, they’d all married influential or powerful men, they all hugged one another when they met and went on about the good old days in Form 3b or whatever, and if they acted together, they could probably run the world or, it occurred to Vimes, might already be doing so.
Terry Pratchett, “Thud!” (via twin-city-ankh-and-morpork)

(via seekingthemacguffin)

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Me:
But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
My brain:
Okay, but consider this: more books.

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http://theladymonsters.tumblr.com/post/92748479036

shulkiesmash:

you know what i still really really love about cap 2?

that any other movie could have made a long sequence just of them breaking into fort meade to steal sam’s falcon gear, but instead it just trusted us to understand that in their world, that shit is basic.

like of course these three doofuses can just break into a secured military base less than 25 miles away from washington, dc and retrieve classified usaf equipment without any trouble. it’s not even worth showing, it was so easy for them.